“SMART PEOPLE STEAL, DUMB PEOPLE COPY”
-DJ Golden Child (while walking to my car..lol)
-DJ Golden Child (while walking to my car..lol)
So this Reality TV fad is not fading anytime soon huh? Three more “celebs” and I use that term VERY LOOSELY..so who are the latest to join the bandwagon of reality stardom…PEEP below and pick up your jaw like I did!
Keisha-Knight Pulliam..yes little Rudy Huxtable is all grown up now and wants to share how “grown” she is on her new Reality show entitled: Keisha & Kaseem (umm she is doin the show with her live-in boyfriend and cameras will follow them around as they live they rich co-habitating lives together!) ::blank stares::..WHAT THE FUCK?
NEXT….

I can’t stand to look at her bright as hair much less watch a reality show based on her life!!!! Granted …yes she has an interesting story in this music industry and she came from little to now being recognized as well…as FANTASIA! but do we really need cameras to follow her to some GED classes? Not going to lie..a little curious as to how this will pan out…..I just can’t comment anymore…
NEXT….
This is some shit…HOW THE HELL HE GET A REALITY SHOW STRAIGHT OUT OF PRISON…WOULDN’T IT HAVE MADE SENSE IF HE DID IT LIKE LIL’ KIM & TI DID? WHATEVA MAN!

MICHAEL VIC!!!!! LIKE REALLY???????????????? He is allegedly also looking for a BOOK DEAL…what the hell you gonna write about Mic…FIGHTING DOGS? GET OUTTA HERE!!!!
I AM SOOO TIRED OF REALITY TV!! WHY? BECAUSE IT AIN’T REAL…EXAMPLES BELOW:

DAY 26 AKA “BITCHASSNESS”

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA aka “5 Whack Chicks!”

Daddy’s Girls aka “We ask Daddy for money to Party”


THIS SHIT IS WORSE THAN CHRISTINA MILLI-BLONDE’S LATEST HAIR DYE CATASTROPHE!!!!!! SORRY BUT I AM STILL NOT FEELIN’ HER AS A BLONDE…ANYONE DISAGREE TO AGREE? LMAO
THE END…I AM GOING TO SLEEP AFTER BEING DISAPPOINTED AT THIS MESS OF A “MAN” ABOVE
SHAKING MY DAMN HEAD….PLEASE TAKE A GANDER AT THIS SHIT BELOW….

REALLY..ARE THEY TINA & IKE? STOP IT VIBE! STOP IT NOW!!! LET THIS DIE OUT..NO PUN INTENDED BY THAT COMMENT….HOW ABOUT COVERING THE CRIPPLING ECONOMY (something else just as depressing)
My little disclaimer: In light of this very serious matter, I do not condone that we take what has happened between these two very talented and young entertainers of our generation and turn it into a joke, but to seriously reflect on what it is we can do to help instead of hurt. The video I am about to post on MY BLOG may be offensive to few or many and if you do not like it, do not watch it. Afterall, the blogworld feeds off of all things entertaining and that can get people buzzing, but my intentions are not ill. Enjoy!

WELL…WELL….WELL!!!!
Guess what I’m about to tell you concerning these two “lovebirds”? They may be headed to splitsville yall??????? SURPRISE!!! NOT…well this heffa aka Amber “I licked a girl and I liked it” Rose (and I mean that will all the love in my heart..lol) has been exposed and also is taking no prisoners and exposing our precious and delicate YEEZY as well! Lawwwwwwwwdd the drama!!! Read below:
Apparently Amber Rose was home in Philly all last week while Kanye kicked it in Hawaii to do some recording. But Amber’s “friend” who spent most of last week with her tells other sources that Amber is over Kanye’s suffocating “stalker ways”. Amber kicked it with her girlfriend Trevon all week and was constantly being blown up by Kanye asking where she was and what she was doing. Amber was overheard telling Trevon this whole publicity stunt relationship would only last a little while longer. And she’s only doing it to stack a bit more paper and do a few more magazine and get a bit more publicity. And I’m sure it doesn’t help that Amber allegedly hates the sex…and thinks Mr. Louis Vuitton Don is a nympho.
Furthermore, the whole week she complained about how turned off she was about Kanye and the only reason she is still with him is to stack up money for her and her ex-girlfriend to have a better life together and hopefully get her career on the rise. She said Kanye is a nympho when it comes to sex and she constantly feels like a big old ape is on her back when they have sex.
Hmmm…looks like someone is still suffering from the 808s and heartbreak!!! Poor Kanye…
And Really Amber referencing Ye as an “Ape” and putting him on blast callin him a nympho? REALLY? She’s a dyke and mad about too much sex?!!!? GET THE F*#&$^ OUTTA HERE! LMAO

So usually I like to be the jokester/prankster in my circle and I am great at really putting people in check on April Fools’ Day—I was very successful at pulling the leg of at least 4/5 people today April Fools 2009, but never would I have thought that I would be the one to get GOT!!!! Who accomplished this task you may ask?!?!
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FINE SPECIMEN BELOW AND BE WARNED:
He goes by the name of ALFREDO VARELA aka ALFREDO ON YOUR RADIO ON 106.1 BLI
His interests: being a wiseass DOUCHEBAG (lol)
His weakness: The Simmons Sisters (Yes..Rev. Run’s daughters…your secret is out Alfredo)
His Strengths: All the Gel in his Hair!!!
His Hobbies Include: Growing facial hair, flaring his nose, and purchasing head wraps
His Turn-offs: Nice people, sunny days, being clean, and wrinkled shirts
Turn-ONs: Dancing like a douche at clubs and bars throughout all of Long Island
THIS YOUNG MAN CONTINUED HIS REIGN OF TERROR BY SUCCESSFULLY MAKING ME OUT TO BE A FOOL ON THE “NOT 1ST DAY OF APRIL” BUT 2ND…AND I SOOOOOO FELL FOR IT…SO CONSIDER THIS JUST ME OFFICIALLY PUTTING YOU ON BLAST ALFREDO….WAIT TILL I SEE YOUR ASS ON SATURDAY MAN!!!!!!