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Twitter is Having So Much Fun with this guy at the expense of other people and news…smh…lol

AND…Joe Jackson wanted to chime in and give his words of Wisdom

Papa Joe Jackson tells TMZ.com: “I had just gotten through speaking to him, he was introducing me to his girlfriend (Amber Rose) and then three minutes later he jumped up on stage. And people booed Kanye all night.”

“I don’t know what he was doing, he jumped up on stage and snatched that microphone out of that poor girl’s hand,” Joe remarked. “They should blackball him out of showbusiness for that. He just leapt up there; that was bad.”

SMH…When Joe Jackson of All PEOPLE is telling you that you should be blackballed, you definitely hit rock bottom…lol

& Once again

R.I.P. Patrick Swayze

Got to give it to Justin Timberlake..he is hilarious!  Definitely a triple threat to the core! (definitely should consider acting!) Watch this music video he did on SNL last Saturday night (day before Mother’s day) Its crazy! I couldn’t stop laughing!!

So usually I like to be the jokester/prankster in my circle and I am great at really putting people in check on April Fools’ Day—I was very successful at pulling the leg of at least 4/5 people today April Fools 2009, but never would I have thought that I would be the one to get GOT!!!!  Who accomplished this task you may ask?!?! 

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FINE SPECIMEN BELOW AND BE WARNED:

He goes by the name of ALFREDO VARELA aka ALFREDO ON YOUR RADIO ON 106.1 BLI

His interests:  being a wiseass DOUCHEBAG (lol)

His weakness:  The Simmons Sisters (Yes..Rev. Run’s daughters…your secret is out Alfredo)

His Strengths:  All the Gel in his Hair!!! 

His Hobbies Include:  Growing facial hair, flaring his nose, and purchasing head wraps

His Turn-offs:  Nice people, sunny days, being clean, and wrinkled shirts

Turn-ONs:  Dancing like a douche at clubs and bars throughout all of Long Island

THIS YOUNG MAN CONTINUED HIS REIGN OF TERROR BY SUCCESSFULLY MAKING ME OUT TO BE A FOOL ON THE “NOT 1ST DAY OF APRIL” BUT 2ND…AND I SOOOOOO FELL FOR IT…SO CONSIDER THIS JUST ME OFFICIALLY PUTTING YOU ON BLAST ALFREDO….WAIT TILL I SEE YOUR ASS ON SATURDAY MAN!!!!!!

My Answer: STEVE HANDS DOWN! THANKS! (Was that really a hard question…..) The reason why I ask this question is because apparently Katt Williams has been poppin’ mess about Good Ole Steve (for what reason I don’t know..hmmmm..its called PUBLICITY!!!) Anyway, Katt just sounds out of line and RIDICULOUS…Peep the youtube clip of Jamie Foxx’s show on XM (which is hilarious by the way) playing Katt’s “diss” to Steve and Steve’s HILARIOUS response…

To hear the audio for this, please go to Youtube.com and just type in Katt Williams and Steve Harvey~ For some reason, mine has been disabled!  Sorry for the inconvenience

Ashy Larry…Marcy Project, Marcy Son…WHAT! (LMBAO)

This is hilarious…plus I love Dateline NBC’s To Catch a Predator; watch as MADTV does their own parody of the show:

Check this out…this is hilarious…LMAO

This joke was passed around my office today by one of my co-workers…its funny :) 

Subject: The Three bears

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning…

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table.

He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. ‘Who’s been eating my porridge?’ he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair.  He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. ‘Who’s been eating my porridge?!?’ he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, ‘For God’s sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots?

It was Mummy Bear who got up first.  It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen.  It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The newspaper and croissants.  It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.  It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat’s litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.’

And now that you’ve decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I’m only going to say this once….

‘I HAVEN’T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!’

LMAO….Hope that made you smile